I have been pondering the usual line up in a fairy tale story. There is your princess, in this case it would be me. There is your fairy godmother, charming animal characters, and prince who is yet to be determined. There is also a nemesis. More often then not, it is a stepmother.
I don't have a stepmother. However, I do know a lot of heinous bitches who could fit the bill. When I really started thinking about it, I DO know my evil stepmother.
In the stories, the evil stepmother always seems to the princess that she is kind, helpful and really cares about her. However, the stepmother always tries to kill the princess. Good thing I carry. I love my Glock.
So evil stepmother, I know who you are and I am ready for you. Bring it beeyotch! This princess carries and has lots of ammo.
Follow me on my journey as a Diznee Trailer Park Princess. Grow with me, cry with me and laugh with me..but mostly cry.
*locks her doors and looks nervously out into the yard for Myra and her glock*
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